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Name
EMPulse

Birthdate
May 25,1976

Zodiac Sign
Gemini

Chinese Year

Dragon

Gender
Male

Blood Type
O+

ABOUT GEMINIS
The Air element of Gemini brings communication, intellect and speed! This is one of the joy- of-life signs, one that reaches out, expands and expresses. Gemini is an inquisitive student with a quick grasp of subjects. Mutable motivation brings adaptability. This is wonderful because variety-loving Gemini needs change. A flexible personality ensures that Gemini can connect with others. Gemini's active energy can go too far, and then Gemini has a hard time finding the right direction. Members of this sign needs a countervailing force of stability. The desire to communicate quickly and rapidly benefits when tempered by receptivity. Then not only can the Twins speak, they can listen in return -- and complete the circuit! Balance comes from slowing down, listening, and learning the fine art of follow-through!

Ruled by: Mercury - Compatible with: Aries, Leo, Libra, Aquarius.
information obtained from Astronet.

THE DRAGON
The mighty and magnificent Dragon of mythical folklore never ceases to enchant or stir the imagination. So it must be said that some of its magical qualities, illusory or not, are contained in those born under his sign. The Dragon person is magnanimous and full of vitality and strength. To him, life is a blaze of colors and he is constantly on the go. Egoistical, eccentric, dogmatic, whimsical or terribly demanding and unreasonable, he is still never without a band of admirers. Proud, aristocratic and very direct, the Dragon-born establishes his ideals early in life and demands the same high standards and perfection from others that he has from himself. In the Orient, the Dragon symbolizes the Emperor or the male. It represents power; those born in the Dragon year are said to wear the horns of destiny. A Dragon child will tend to take up important burdens and responsibilities even if he happens to be the youngest in the family. Often, older Dragon children can bring up their younger siblings with more authority than the parents.

The Dragon is a veritable storehouse of energy. His impetuosity, eagerness and almost religious zeal can blaze like the fabled fire the Dragon emits from its mouth. He has the potential for accomplishing great things, which is fortunate as the Dragon likes to perform on a grand scale. However, unless he contains his premature enthusiasm, he may burn himself out and end up in a puff of smoke. He is the most liable to become fanatical over an issue. Whatever the Dragon does, good or bad, he will never fail to make the headlines. The Chinese call him the guardian of wealth and power. Certainly a prosperous sign to belong to. But then again, the Dragon is the sign most prone to megalomania. The powerful Dragon is difficult to contest, at times even impossible. He tends to intimidate those who dare to challenge him. An angry, spurned Dragon could be like a big bad wolf at your door. He'll huff and he'll puff until he blows your house down. But the Dragon is likely to be filial in spite of his strong temper and dogmatic ways. Whatever differences he or she may have with the family will be forgotten or set aside when they call for aid. The Dragon can put aside domestic resentments and come to the rescue promptly and with largesse. However, his family can also count on a severe lecture from him once the crisis is over. The Dragon seldom minces words. He cites his views like Imperial Edicts. Although he may rave about the virtues of free speech and democracy - don't buy it. He feels himself to be above the law and doesn't always practice what he preaches. Sometimes being civil, affectionate and honey-tongued can be a terrible strain on the Dragon. He would much rather be rough, rude and utterly inconsiderate when provoked. But don't try to give him back the same medicine. Somehow, it just won't work, unless you happen to be another Dragon and decide to do battle. Then we can all sit around and watch the magnificent fireworks that will make the 4th of July look like candles on a birthday cake.

In spite of his volcano of emotions, the Dragon cannot be said to be sentimental, sensitive or very romantic. He takes love and adulation for granted: they are just due. But while he may be stubborn, irrational and overbearing when irked, the Dragon can forgive you the moment he gets over his outburst. And since things are supposed to work both ways, he expects your forgiveness for his errors, too. He may even neglect to apologize at times, which may seem callous, but then the Dragon really has no time to explain himself or be bothered by grudges or trifles; he just wants to get on with his work. While the Dragon may be strong and decisive, he is not cunning or guileful. He shuns easy adaptability and tricky regulations. Were the contest to be decided on strength alone, the Dragon would conquer hands down; but he is often overconfident, brash and deluded by his wonderful visions - thus neglecting to pay attention to possible upsets or underhanded plots that could overthrow him. Instead of sniffing around for brewing schemes, he prefers to plunge into battle, often refusing to retreat even in the face of overwhelming odds. Too proud, he disdains to call for assistance; too sure, he rarely keeps anything in reserve. Too intent on going forward, he forgets to protect his rear and flanks. Too upright, he refuses to lie. Further, he is unable to interpret clever insinuations and generally fails to spot the evil and subversive intent of his enemies.

To the Dragon person, having a purpose or special mission in his life is vital. It's just not healthy for him to lie around with nothing to do. He must always have a cause to fight for; a goal to reach, a right to wrong. Otherwise, how do you expect him to keep that inner fire burning? Without his pet projects, rallies and other impossible schemes, the Dragon is like a locomotive without fuel. He fizzles out and become dull and listless. The Dragon has the same affinity for success as the Snake , but because he expresses his views more openly and his failures are more likely to involve some form of physical exertion, he is usually spared deep psychological problems, Being a doer, he will take to one-man crusades, lead demonstrations, write letters to the media or collect a million signatures on a petition. This method of belching fire and brimstone effectively rids him of any inner neurosis that could result otherwise.

SURVEY
> 1. NAME: Evan M. Parris (EMPulse)
> 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? the sherriff on "Oregon Trail"
> 3. BIRTHDAY: 05.25.1976
> 4. PARENTS & SIBLINGS: Mom, Dad (deceased), Sister, Brother
> 5. BEST FRIENDS: Laura (GF), Molly, Joey, Heather, Dwaine, Charlene, Coleen
> 6. PETS: 1 toy poodle, black; & some Pokemon
> 7. HEIGHT: 6'1"
> 8. EYE COLOR: Black, Blue & White
> 9. HAIR COLOR: light brown with poison yellow tips
> 10. SHOE SIZE: 13
> 11. SCHOOL: KCAI
> 12. GRADE: Junior

FAVORITE
> 13. FOOD: almost anything (no beef, no pork, allergies to shellfish & fruit)
> 14. CAR: mine
> 15. PERSON: yours truly
> 16. SHOE: my current pair of black Skechers
> 17. STORE: U.S. Toy & Pac-Sun
> 18. ICE CREAM: Marble Slab
> 19. MOVIE: American Beauty, CE3K, & It's a Wonderful Life
> 20. ACTOR: Kevin Spacey
> 21. ACTRESS: my sister
> 22. BEER: Shiner Bock
> 23. RESTAURANT: 24-hr. places to go to the morning after
> 24. PLACE TO VISIT: San Francisco & NYC
> 25. SONG: Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now
> 26. CLOTHING: any of my hats & my big-ass coat
> 27. DAY: May 25
> 28. SUBJECT: philosophy
> 29. TEACHER: life
> 30. SAYING: "Surpreza iz yo a ona yo beleve." (You are surprised only by what you believe.)
> 31. THING TO DO: sleep

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU SEE OR HEAR.....
> 32. CHRIS: Chris who?
> 33. AMY: Amy who?
> 34. JASON: Who are these people?
> 35. ME: Big Pimp
> 36. THIS: that
> 37. SHOW: me the money!!!!
> 38. FRUIT: allergic reaction
> 39. SARAH: McLachlan (Why, God, Why?!)
> 40. MONEY: yes, please.
> 41. WATER: water, everywhere.
> 42. TEENY: boppers
> 43. WHITE: me
> 44. BLACK: me & John Shaft
> 45. BLUE: Flowers by Dr. Octagon
> 46. PEACE: on a global scale
> 47. UP: yours!
> 48. MONICA: humidor
> 49. HI: Nope. How 'bout you?
> 50. YES: please.

JUST THE REST OF THE STUFF
> 51. WHO DO YOU LOVE: Laura: my sweet sugarplum-butt
> 52. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Yes...many, many times.
> 53. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KISS: Uncle Jake
> 54. WAS YOUR FIRST KISS A GOOD EXPIERENCE: You know, I wish I could remember.
> 55. WHO DO YOU TRUST THE MOST: myself
> 56. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: No, just a girlfriend.
> 57. IF NOT, DO YOU WANT ONE: see question #56.
> 58. THE WORST FEELING: unrequited love
> 59. THE BEST FEELING: *censored*
> 60. HAPPIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE: It's a tie between Halloween of '98 in S.F. & "the deed"
> 61. SADIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE: when my dad died.
> 62. WOULD YOU LIKE EITHER OF THESE MOMENTS TO HAPPEN OVER AGAIN: > #60? Yes. #61? No.
> 63. BEST LOVE SONG: "Let's Get it On" & "In Too Deep"
> 64. BEST BREAK UP SONG: "I Try" by Macy Gray
> 65. WHO HAVED YOU EVER LOVED MOST: my soulmate (who shall remain nameless)
> 66. HAVE YOU LOST ANY FRIENDS AND IT WASNT YOUR FAULT: of course, but they didn't die.
> 67. DO YOU WANT THOSE FRIENDS BACK: sure.
> 68. EVER BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY: Hells yes!
> 69. IF SO, WHERE: Alberta, Canada; England; The Bahamas
> 70. IF NOT, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO: I still wanna go everywhere else, including outer space!
> 71. BEST VACATION EVER: San Francisco
> 72. DO YOU LIKE OCEANS OR MOUNTAINS: Mountainous Oceans
> 73. WHITE OR BLACK: gray
> 74. APPLES OR BANANAS: neither
> 75. MEN OR WOMEN: Girls, girls, girls!!!
> 76. LOVE OR MONEY: Love, baby......love.
> 77. ADIDAS OR NIKE: Keds
> 78. COKE OR PEPSI: Pepsi, dammit!
> 79. VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: 'Nilla
> 80. ARE YOU TIRED OF THIS YET: I got tired of this around question # 32.
> 81. YES OR NO: Whatever.
> 82. DAY OR NIGHT: Night!
> 83. OUTGOING OR SHY: Outgoing when I wanna be, shy at other times.
> 84. SHORT OR TALL: Tall, I guess.
> 85. HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST: about 3.
> 86. LIVE WITH MOM OR DAD OR WHOEVER: by myself, but with Mommy when I'm home.
> 87. DO YOU DRIVE: Hells yeah!
> 88. OR BETTER YET DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE: of course.
> 89. DO YOU HAVE A CAR: of course.
> 90. IF SO, WHAT KIND: 1996 Mazda 626, red
> 91. DO YOU WORK OUT: when motivation moves me
> 92. WALK OR RUN: walk
> 93. DO YOU PLAY SPORTS: hell no.
> 94. IF SO, WHICH ONES: Hell no, I don't play sports!
> 95. IF NOT, WHY: I hate competition.
> 96. DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES: not really
> 97. IF SO, WHO: I don't have any.
> 98. DO YOU HATE ANYONE: No. Never.
> 99. DO YOU WORK: Uh-huh
> 100. IF SO, WHERE: behind a desk
> 101. ARE YOU MONEY HUNGRY: always
> 102. DO YOU SMOKE CIGS: nope
> 103. DO YOU SMOKE WEED: I plead "the Fifth."
> 104. DO YOU DO ANY DRUGS: What do you consider "drugs?"
> 105. DO YOU DRINK: when it's available
> 106. WHAT KIND OF ALCOHOL DO YOU LIKE: Vodka
> 107. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE: Laura, my soulmate & Kevin Spacey.
> 108. WHAT TIME IS IT: 4:20 dogg!
> 109. HAVE YOU BEEN TO MEXICO: not yet.
> 110. HAWAII: when I was a little sprout
> 111. FRANCE: not yet
> 112. TEXAS: unfortunately
> 113. FLORIDA: used to live there
> 114. CALIFORNIA: oh god, YES!
> 115. DO YOU DATE PEOPLE YOUR OWN AGE: I never have before.
> 116. EVER HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP: yup
> 117. EVER BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A FRIEND: nope
> 118. EVER THOUGHT OF SUICIDE: Haven't we all?
> 119. WANTED TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT: Not that I can remember.
> 120. IF SO, WHAT: I don't know.
> 121. DO YOU BELIEVE IN HOROSCOPES: more or less
> 122. WHAT'S YOUR SIGN: Gemini, baby! Gemini!!!!
> 123. DO YOU GET ONLINE A LOT: It's sad, but yes.
> 124. DO YOU HAVE A BEEPER: I used to.
> 125. DO YOU HAVE A CELL-PHONE: uh-huh
> 126. WHOS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: myself
> 127. WHOS THE LAST PERSON THAT YOU CALLED: Laura
> 128. THE LAST PERSON THAT CALLED YOU: Mom
> 129. BIGGEST FEAR: Death & being alone. :'-(
> 130. THING YOUR SO NOT AFRAID OF: taking risks
> 131. DO YOU WANNA GET MARRIED: someday
> 132. WHO ARE YOU CLOSER WITH MOM OR DAD: my mom in life, my dad in spirit
> 133. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: don't have one
> 134. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL: the Dragon.
> 135. WHERE DO YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME: in my room
> 136. WHO DO YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME WITH: myself
> 137. DO YOU ALWAYS NEED MONEY: Duh!
> 138. DO YOU LIKE FILLING THESE THINGS OUT: Oh god, make it stop! Make it stop!
> 139. WHO IS THE OLDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Yo mama!
> 140. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE AT: <-- Never end a sentance with a preposition!
> 141. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: all types
> 142. WHATS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP AND WITH WHO: over 24 years w/ my parents
> 143. WHATS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER: 4
> 144. DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE OVER YET: Didn't you already ask me that?
> 145. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I did this to myself. Show me no mercy.
> 146. DO YOU LIKE THE OUTDOORS: not particularly
> 147. WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO CHILL: in a freezer
> 148. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO: eat, sleep & take a shit.
> 149. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER: cannibis sativa (tee-hee)
> 150. WHATS THE BEST THING IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW: getting this piece of shit overwith!

ADDENDUM
Favorite Color: any, but I wear a lot of green. I've been wearing a lot of blue lately too. I also like black because it goes with anything.
Favorite Animal: I dunno... how 'bout a dragon since I was born in the Year of the Dragon, or a dragonfly, or a Psyduck, or a jellyfish, whatever.
Favorite Number: Was 10, now it's 4
Favorite Letter: In English, Q, because it is unique
Favorite Style: Minimalist/Utilitarian
Favorite Cartoons: "Daria," "Tenchi Muyo," and "Powerpuff Girls"
Favorite TV Show: Whatever I'm in the mood to watch.
Favorite Book: the Dictionary
Favorite Magazine: Animerica and film rags like Variety
Favorite Writers: Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, Alan Ball, screenwriter of "American Beauty," and the guy that wrote all of David Fincher's films.
Favorite Odor: food
Favorite Food: Just about anything I am not allergic to.
Favorite Drink: Alcoholic -- Frozen Margarita, Shiner Bock; Non-Alcoholic -- Pepsi, Ice Tea & H2O
Favorite Car: Anything comfortable, that runs and has A/C, a good stereo, with enough cargo space, great gas mileage and is reasonably afforadable.
Favorite Places: San Fransico, New York City, Kansas City and anywhere I haven't been to yet.
Favorite Weather: Overcast, maybe rainy and cool
Favorite Holidays: Xmas through New Year's, Dia de los Muertos, Messimettre and birthdays
Favorite Movies "American Beauty," "Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind," and "It's a Wonderful Life"
Favorite Actor: Kevin Spacey
Favorite Actress: Audrey Hepburn
Favorite Directors: Steven Spielberg, Tim Burton, David Fincher, Paul Thomas Anderson, Frank Capra, Alfred Hitchcock, Orson Welles and Stanley Kubrick.
Favorite Songs: "Ain't No Stopping Us Now," "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You," and anything by Radiohead.
Favorite Singer: Thom Yorke of Radiohead and Beck
Favorite Band: Radiohead
Favorite Activities: Parties, eating, sleeping, daydreaming, and the Humpty Hump, and I'm not talking about the dance.
Favorite "Favorite": Favorite "Favorite" (<-- This is deep. Figure it out.)
Favorite Boyfriend: Kevin Spacey -- he just doesn't know it yet.....Bwa-ha-ha!!
My Height: 6'1"
My Measurements: XL-2XL shirt, 36 W, 32 inseam, and I wear a size 13 pair of shoes... I am big...
Things I love: Laura, my family, food, Laura, traveling, Laura, me, Laura, Laura, and Laura.
Things I hate: ill logic, revenge, misery, pain and suffering.
Anything else: Did I mention that I love Laura?